everyone’s making their blogs all snowy and stuff for christmas while here in australia christmas is literally this
if a boy ever says “someone’s on their period” to u when ur angry that is literally code for “punch me in the balls” so don’t hesitate
as a boy i can tell you this translation is 100% accurate
actual scientific proof
what do you call a plate with a condom on it?
thats okay you can condomplate it for a bit
I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer
I just got hearing aids for the first time in my life.
I now hear all the things.
I don’t know weather to cry or attempt to hug music somehow.
I heard what my mum actually sounds like. Jesus fuck.
I can hear the neighbors having sex.
This was a mistake.
the day i got my hearing aids was the day i realized how loud my brother masturbates
idk what i’m doing w/ my life but i know i’m doing it wrong
dude it’s so weird how when you’re a kid, socks were like the worst thing you could get on christmas but now it’s like hell yeah please give me some socks i own like two and a half pairs my feet are so cold
If I don’t reblog this, it’s because I’m dead.
the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again